Q: Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds??
A: Because there's 20 of them!!!

hehe

Did you folks hear that MJ is plea-bargaining his sentence now? He refuses to do 20 years in a Federal prison, but he is willing to do 40 years in Juvy hehe.

Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Dianna Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A CATHOLIC PRIEST.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off.

McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.

Michael jackson and his wife are at the doctor, and his wife is about to give birth to a new baby, So michael walks over to the doctor and says "hey doc, how long til we can start having sex?" and the doc replied "you should wait until hes about 7 or 8."

What did the mom say to michael jackson while they were at the beach?
Get out of my son!

What is michael jacksons favorite college?
Bring'em young university

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-r0x

Q: What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and is harmful to children....the other you put groceries in

Q: What time is bedtime at MJ's house?

A: When the big hand reaches the little hand.

hehe

quote:

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Fyodor Dostoevsky:
The soul is healed by being with children.

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Did you hear m.j. is checking himself in to the betty ford clinic?
yeah i guess hes trying to stop a 13 year old crack addiction.

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-r0x

lol good one

Do you guys mind if I move this to the general forum? It really has nothing to do with the Red Carpet.

Woot. Probly get more replies there anyhow

I only put it in here as it was potentially offensive. As a members only area it cannot cause offense as we willingly come in here hehe.
Who knows how many MJ fans read this site??1/!?OMG!
lol in other words sometimes I'm too consciencious My bad.

You think we might/will be sued for libel?
Has America really become this litigious?

Oh well, regardless, spam days are definitely over...

Manowar is only mad because he's the biggest closet michael jackson fan ever.

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-r0x

You promised not to tell!!!!!!


P.S.
Moving to the general forum

Who is michael jacksons favorite author/poet?

Emely DickInSon