Socketboy - Rocketboy
Pokrishka - Harikrishna
Socks - Sars
Pencil - brilliant already, but may i suggest "Robbit"?
Manowar - m'Whore
Midnight - Caraboob
Ulfendar - Le'Sex
Kyroxor - Bob
Nutt98 - 420Dick
Unter Den Uebrigen - Fidel
Revenant - Garden stool
Woody - London Broil ( thanks Rocketboy )
SHADY - Throbbin Hood
Sabih - In'Fidel
Phil's mom - The Outer Rim.

Question:
Okay?

Choices:
Okey!
Nokey!

 

i like but i wanna be Bobert. p.s. hi caraboob!

Hey Bob!
What the fuck have you been up too?

missing you of course! why don't you come on TS and fucking chat it up with me u big sexy caraboobalicious canadian slut whore

Oh how could i forget

Cheese - Canadian slut whore
Tetcho - Big sexy

lol - I am gone over the weekend and come back to see this?

I'll take rocketboy, though my mom says she doesn't like The Outer Rim

okay...

I'll drop the rim and make it:

Phil's Mom - The Otter.

Otters are sweet - I'll accept on her behalf

yep - your mom has the coolest name.

I'll now auction off the coolest name to the highest bidder.

Do I hear $10?

you sir are a ponzi.

There is no scam here - just the right to use the coolest name of all!
Do I hear $20?

One must bet in order for you to raise the price of an auctioned item!

This is a silent auction, I have been getting offers via PM.
Thank you gentlemen, do I hear $30?

ok my advisors are telling me that i can bring a lawsuit against you based on you selling off charitable contributions recieved by your mother.

You have advisors? How does one get some advisors?
Also, did I mention this is a silent charity auction?
So it is all still charity and all for a good cause.

Thank you to the last bidder for that very generous offer, do I hear $55?

Which of the voices in your head will bid next i wonder...

OK so I'll admit that there are no bidders and I was artificially trying to drive up prices and create a sense of urgency.

Apparently it went up too fast.
Do I hear 10?

10 $'s, SEK, GBP - you are one incompetent auctioneer rocketboy.

How about 10 whatever I can get. $ is preferable, but I'll also accept free oil changes, or movie tickets.