check this out!
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

try:
ass
naked
shower
turn into
kiss

lol!
try boobs too...lold

and dance and jump....

and topless and lap dance...

suck my cock and pussy aren't what I really wanted.

LOL, middie!
topless is nice
anyone knows a similar version? (if ya know what i mean)

try coma

try beer! She brings ya a beer!

Macarena, jiggle, shake, karate, kick, suck, gun, coyote ugly, splits, rub, and sleep.

magic, play dead, muscles

bah
http://subserviantchicken.com/

That's a little neat. She does a lot more than you'd expect, r0x had a bunch I would've never guessed at (cheater!). "Laugh at xxxx's penish" works pretty good. In place of 'xxxx' I used 'Eisregen' . 'LOL' works, too. Once she started doing the macarena I quit.

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Originally posted by Impaler:
bah
http://subserviantchicken.com/

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The framerate is so low I can't bear to use it.... but I like the chicken... even though it doesn't do much of anything for me (I said poop and he didn't... I said scream and he went around in circles...). Got sick of watching the finger wag. You just gotta know how to rustle his feathers (and how to use time wisely as it runs about 2 frames a second ).

Subserviant Chicken is a great Burger King commercial. Give that a few commands:

-Chicken Sandwich
-Lay an egg
-do the worm