In light of this topic, I searched the chat logs for offensive names.

I found a session of nine straight games with all of the names below. Some of you may not want to read these, some are quite disgusting, so I'm warning you in advance.

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It all started with a fella that joined with the name "Solid-Snake". Everything spawned from that...

Keep in mind, these names are in chronological order.



non-solid-snake
limp-snake
solid_gold_oldies
Solid_Rooster
Touch_IT...Touch_My_Snake
fuck_that,_im_an_anaconda
Big_Juicy_Cock
Monster_Cock.com
is_that_a_snake_in_your_pant
a_hairy_vagina
brazillian_wax,_please
Boner_at_worst_possible_time
blue_balls
morning_wood
stiff_when_taunted
skin_flute
Vagina_on_Steriods
Rooster_Seeking_Kitty
kitty_seeking_rooster
MIKES_FUCKIN_APARTMENT
Widowed_Kitty_(no_pun)
divorced_kitty
can_i_get_a_amen
Amen
(someone joines with the name "dadburn")
momburn
pussyburn
exclamation_point
CGI-BIN
Kernel!!!!!!!!!!!!
Win32.pfi
Klez
hugbear.win32
04875-745-715-71-57-7
trojan_pony_killer
cock_and_balls
Tuna_Fish_Vagina_PeeYou
some_deo_for_your_quim?
Vaginal_Care_Products
Monistat_7
Feminine_Hygeine_Products
Tampon_on_fire
clammy_smelling_vagina
weirdest_thing_Vaginal_Condo
cum_dumpster
cum_quat
pussy_fart
Psychotic_Vagina
cum_on_irene
Pussylicious
Dante_lives_by_the_BANGBUS
My_F*cking_Bus
Peter_North
page_3
Tommy's_Bookmarks
Direct_Porn_(free_links)
Click_Me_For_Free_Porn!!!
www.midgetz.com
50plus.com
She-Males_Delight!!!
Karas_Adult_Playground
horsejob.avi_(on_kazaa)
The_Farmshed
Well-endowed_Mules
KatiesWorld.com__(hot_broad)
Meonyourgrandma.com
Wrinkly_Granpa
Buck_Adams
MatureWankerzYum
Ron_Jeremy
a_dirty_old_man
Johnny_Wad
Veronica_Zemanova
Tiffany_Taylor
jimmy_hat
MatureWankerzYum
cock_and_balls_for_momma
Deep_Throat
CONDOMS_RUIN_THE_FEELING
Studded,_for_her_pleasure
LAMB_SKIN
pussygalore
Vasectomy_SNIPSNIP
KY_Jelly_Fighter_Right_Here
my_uncle_got_a_reversal
My_GF_has_swallowed_Civilaztions
MyGFSwallowedCivilaztions
Lazy_Swimmers
SHOOT'IN_BLANKS
Mangina
A_GUY_SCRATCHING_HIS_BALLS
MyOldBossAlwaysScratchedHisNuts
A_girl_scratching_her_lips
Russian_Tea_Bag
Ovarian_Cysts
Infected_Lips
KrukenBurg_Tumour
Camel_Toe
Drooping_Lips
sandpaper_vagina
DVDA!!
Urethra_Sex
pLogin_in_the_hole
Don't_Scrape_Penis_during_BJ
CROTCH_ROTT
Gummer
Rough_Tonguemeister
HEY_WATCH_THOSE_TEETH_BITCH!
bj_with_falseteeth
A-hole_Pole
LadyOnTVtalkingAboutDildos
The_Naked_Lady?
Backdoor_Plunger
Backdoor_Knocker
Dr_Sex
Madame_Sex
LeisureSuitLarry
Jesus
Mohammed
Buddha
confuscious
Ghandi
Homer
Groundskeeper_Willy
Hans_Moleman
Hari_Krishna
santa_vs_jesus
hand_surgeon
Timmy!!!!
I_hate_those_other_Hobbits
a_pack_of_techies
the_wet_dog_stench
Manowars_Stinky_Cat
WetCatBecauseiSquirtHerW/Wat
she_smells_like_ass_i_tellya
NotAsStinky-NoMoreTapeWorms
5-metre_long_Tapeworm
Heartworm_not_Tapeworm
Gramps
STEP_ON_THIS_
who_fucking_telefragged_me!
Got_Head?
Last_night_three_times
I_seriously_love_boobs
(.)(.)
(o)(o)
Perogie_Tits
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skittle_nipples
()Y()
tits_like_mosquito_bites
a_carpenters_dream
peas_on_a_ironinbord
Hammers
Lethal_Weapons
that's_Letha_Weapons
Wombat_Shaved_Butt
ashaved_platypus_nut
syndey,_home_of_the_summer_olympics
what_did_it_quit?

LOL!!

ok ok, LMAO!!

ah yep, inspirationally funny that night...most comedy is situational and best when shared with good friends hehe..

those first few names make me wounder about ya'll

Meonyourgrandma.com

Sounds like a name manowar whould use.

lol some of those were good. Although those two nights added 162 people to the rank ladder... Good luck cleanin' that up

The only names that go into stats are names that actually finish a game.

The Low Caliber white pages is in the future, there you will see every silly name that has ever popped up for a second or two.