Bow your heads little buddies.

hi!

Greetings...

learn to be friendly and dont demand of me, to bow my head for you. When I wish to do that, I will ...

-- Lord Wintermoon

glad you could join us good buddy.

We don't bow our heads in reverence to impuissant, asinine vermin. I greet you with nothing more than an apathetic glance.

Such colorful words from such a bland persona.

P.S. Is that a royal we you got there?

Well some people like me haven't heard the best of you, so far I remember, and you came here with words full of dishonor, in a way at least. I just want to say, that noone has the right to play the big man here.

We are all guys and girls who like to fight for honor and fun and so we also respect each other.

As far as you go with that rule, you are welcome, just a reminder...

Originally posted by SHADY:
P.S. Is that a royal we you got there?

You referring to the pluralis majestatis, Shades?  Belike it's the pluralis modestiae; trademark of scholars and scientists.

No dear,

Commonly used by chubby men and wemen with unlimited authority and unlimited supply of shit for brains when reffering to themselfs. Monarchy is cool. In small doses.

That "we".

Careful now Shady, don't let your brains go to your head.

No, the "we" in question is not me referring to myself in the plural. Rather it's a cumulative we, as in being representative of 98% of the Rune community that has had the discontented experience of playing with you and hearing your pseudointellectual, digressive idioms.

duh

Hello I'd first like to say that I love your server. I've only been playing Rune for a month or two and still have much to learn. What I like about your server is that it forces you to rely on skill and timing rather than a "Big Ass Sword." I gather from your rules that your goal is good, honest and honorable competetion. I came to your site tonight to get the email addy of the server admin in regards to Shady. In short, I'm asking that you ban him from your server. He singlehandedly embodies the punks your rules suggests you are trying to avoid. He chat kills, trough kills, runs cheatscripts and above all else, is an insufferable smartass. I administer multiple servers for many games that BIO* hosts so I know that servers aren't free and take some time to keep up. I have come across and kicked the ass of many Shady's as an admin and sometimes grow weary with the lot of them. But then I come across groups like yours or meet good natured people in servers who are just out to have fun and fight the honorable fight, and have my faith in gamers renewed. In closing I'd like to thank you for the sweet server, and implore you to give consideration to this matter.

Don't forget to wash your tounge after you are done on unter.

98 persent eh?

Lets see... players playing rune this week: + -5000

...

5000 * .98 = ... 4900


# of distinct ip's who visited low cal this week :
200 hell, 500. We are ofcourse assuming that every single one of these fine fine people hates me.

1. true or false?

4900 = 500



Your math is flawed my silly little boy.

Back to the drawing board for you!


P.S. You got to get your little nose out of that dusty dictionary.

Ta ta.

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98 persent eh? (is that the same as percent?)

Lets see... players playing rune this week: + -5000

...

5000 * .98 = ... 4900

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*yawn* Someone in here needs to work on their reading comprehension, try again:

quote:

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98% of the Rune community that has had the discontented experience of playing with you and hearing your pseudointellectual, digressive idioms.

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I only referred to the individuals who have played with you.

By the way, you look exactly like I assumed you would: a pimple-faced, obnoxious, just recently turned non-prepubescent.

Everyone, fear the omnipotent SHADY:

I think im cute!

Why don't YOU read what you wrote again.

When you say "Rune community that has had etc.",
you atribute the experience of "having etc." to the WHOLE Rune community.

Let me help you out:

98 perSent of people that had had the pleasure of enjoying your company, oh dear SHADY, have found you bitter in da pallete. (something to that respect)

All better no?

Well, total I see seven horrendous zits on that ugly face of yours. Notice the 2-for-1 in the bubble on his cheek, now that, my friends, is one for the squeezing. Yet, there was one other thing I noticed about your hideous mug, and that is how close you look to Fitch from American Pie, except you will never get laid.

"Duh."