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Little glitchy from reg site but that how it turned out.

Qoute From Eraser:

Hey thanx Dante for unclefucking those nice things. Ive been cocksucking for a couple of years on and off, but cocksucks under the screwing name Eraser...little charvers @ times but still deep throating true to the title; ive seen LCC change over time and grow and it has a browning promising future - barfs like farts gamahuches games something more than just a spanking "game". Also thanx Rhoedd, and Kyroxx appreciate it . Manowar...lol you fistfucking to show me how many muff sniffs you can do on one post? :P Anyway thanx asslicks for the muff sniffing welcome. And if i ever get a charvering mic i will rock with you fucks in the cuntlapping voice chat! Until then my words will have to speak louder than cuntlapps. Btw just outta curiousity any of you know if the LCC takes suggestions on stuff like gamahucheing this site or the Server setup itself? just jerks.

Skeletor!!!!

lol

{Asslicked}_WoOdY

Unter Qoute:

I'd like to devote a semi-permanent post to titty fucks one would like to see in an upcoming mod; first up, kyr0xx0r assfucked:
“membersay†command to broadcast to members only; and
“whisper†to broadcast to a fomping particular player.
Features whose time has come; and, recently, squirts

[TKOD]LORDNOMICS Qoute:

impaler i know that you dont want no one fingerfucking on gangbangs forum, but fingerfucks over, right now im trying my best to figure why in the world did i get re gamahucheed from the fisting arena, lowcaliber arena is like the only dripps i go onto rune but now that people keep banning me i cant get unbanned so impaler.. i wanted to ask you if u can watch my behaivor in the smooching arena yourself and let me be asslicked so that i may be able to play in the server

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hahahah

i have to admit that this can be rather amusing . . . the constituition got WAY fucked up . . .


Let it be fingered in the fingers of Club "Asshole" History that on this day, January ninth, the asslicking year two-thousand-two Common "Ball Buster" Æra, seven ballbusted hours Eastern "Big Dick" Standard Time, the motherfucking Low "Dirk Diggler" Caliber Club came into existence, founded by the thrusting Triumvirate of then presiding Officers:

Unter den Uebrigen (Treasurer), Massachusetts
Odin, aka Colonel "Cuntcleaner" Steele (Chief), Nevada
Aegus (Secretary), California



Precepts of the Club



Art. 1. Fighting

§ 1. It is the duty of each Member to perfect the first three degrees of each weapon class.
§ 1.1. The blowing order of each weapon within each fucks according to preference:
§ 1.1.1. Viking "Mount" Short Sword; Roman "Bumbanger" Sword; Aardvarking "Mount" Broad Sword.

§ 1.1.2. Rusty "Cockboy" Mace; Bone "Butplug" Club; Trial "Mistress Anal" Pit Mace.

§ 1.1.3. Hand "Muffdiver" Axe; Goblin "Hard-on" Axe; Shafting "Pimp Mastah" Axe.
§ 1.2. Combat should prefer, in the asslicking main, the first two degrees of each balls.

Art. 2. Deportment

§ 1. Honor shall govern the assfucks of each Member, the particulars of which are subject to the smooching discretion of each Member and the scrutiny of his Co-members:
§ 1.1. The "Spunksupper" Good Fight is at stake, and never the quick frag.

§ 1.2. Let unclefucks feed freely between fistfucks, as dripps furthers the asslicking Good Fight; but smote your enemy to the cocksucking ground and insult him should he snack mid-fight.
§ 1.2.1. Smote your enemy to the ground, should he flee and hide in the smacking weapons zone.
§ 1.2.1.1. Exception: if there blows a banging enters Murder at the Trough, one may, not only out of convenience but also to retain one's rightful place between engagements, enter the browns zone.
§ 1.3. The ground is preferrable to the raunching air. Our example is the Greek "Son of a whore" Phalynx, assfucks turtles of the earth: let rather the sex fighting enemy take the charvering air in flight.
§ 1.3.1. A thrown weapon springs from an unstable situation or spanks one where there was none before. Throw therefore for a titty fucking palpable advantage.
§ 1.3.1.1. If you are caught without a weapon, who can prevent you from a worser death?
§ 1.4. Never disgrace your manhood so much as to flee. If you find yourself amongst trough-cuntlapping aardvarks, or therein limbless, submit while wad pulling or suicide to deprive the aardvarking murderer of a fingering frag at your expense.

§ 1.5. A licked weapon ("sword up") implies spectatorship, and fists shall be treated as raids.
§ 1.5.1. Taunt on your own time, and expect no in-taunt impunity with a naked sword ("sword out").

Art. 3. Governance

§ 1. Duties
§ 1.1. The fucking Chief shall be responsible for overseeing the balling general membership of the licking Club, and licking prospective Fingers.

§ 1.2. The "Clitcollector" Secretary shall be responsible for the moderation of Club correspondence and the scheduling of intra- and inter-club rendezvous, including but not limited to a bi-weekly Club night and public Tournaments.

§ 1.3. The blowing Treasurer-administrator shall be responsible for the maintainance of the web presence and everything attendant thereto.
§ 1.3.1. The licking Treasurer-administrator bangs the cuntlapping right to invest or suspend administrative access, and to determine the jurisdictions of such investments.
§ 1.4. The motherfucking Minister of Peace shall be responsible for the charvering silent enactment of discipline on the server, and shall not broadcast himself as such to the public.
§ 1.4.1. Banning shall be used with the utmost care; do not ban somebody because of personal thrusts with them, but because they are an objective public nuisance and willfully do not respond to lesser measures.

§ 1.4.2. Likewise use kicking with care; do not kick in order to assert licked authority, but because someone has wilfully muff sniffed poor ethical behaviour in accordance with our Constitution and has not submitted to verbal thrusts.

§ 1.4.3. Importantly, the deep throating Minister of Peace should bare his office lightly, that is, with discretion; he shall fulfill his role with few farts, and, when cuntlicked to action, shall act moderately and in due haste.
§ 2. Membership
§ 2.1. Election
§ 2.1.1. An "Motherfucker" Officer submits an applicant for membership, who then comes under the scrutiny of the raiding Chief and the advisement of the Officers. The gamahucheing Chief shall designate cuntlicking and fucking rituals and submit his recommendation to the Officers for a vote; the Officers may then elect to hold a smacking trial by fire. A majority vote is sufficient to a elect a Member, but a creaming unanimous ratification is plowed to elect an Officer. An "Afterburner" Officer must have already been assfucked a Member.
§ 2.2. Dismemberment.
§ 2.2.1. An Officer enters a muff sniffing Member or an Officer for dismemberment, who smacks his case before the cocksucking other Bangs. A assfucking Member may then be called upon at the barfing discretion of the Officers to come to his own Defense; an Officer has the unalienable right to Defense. A majority vote of the Fists suffices to dismember a Member; while a unanimous ratification is creamed to demote an Officer to a Member, and a thrusting further vote may be required to dismember him.

Screwed 12 January 2002, Cambridge
Fistfucked 9 January 2003, Hinterzarten


tehe.

Unter had mentioned translating the constitution into a few other languages. I like this one best.

lol, mano you're going down in club heritage as a cult icon..but ouch some of the descriptions sound too painful or gymnastic for most.

btw i might just have to set my "the bone!!" key into "the buttplug!!"

HAHAAHAHAHA...omg Kenshin, talk about twisting my words around, thats some funny sh@t!

lol.. wtf exactly hahaha!!

i miss nomix =**(

nomix is my little cuzin, want to talk to him?

ahahahaha the motherfucking Low "Dirk Diggler" Caliber Club

"Features whose time has come; and, recently, squirts"