My Grandmother e-mailed this to me and i thought it was pretty interesting.

THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now
is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
      I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the
rest of those good ol' boys:Â We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would
welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn
it..or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece
of me?"
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
             Amen Brother.............

entertaining reads, r0x

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Originally posted by kyr0xx0r:
.... The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece
of me?" ...

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I'd like to see that

Yeah dude, wouldn't it be nice.

One more example of a poorly misguided soul who needs to read some Alan Watts. I seriously hope this guy is kidding.

lol,

Anal Wartz.