...in a tidle wave.

Take me down when im wired.

The hardest thing you ever gave away

is the hardest thing to keep..."

-- long wave

On that note, we could build a cage for Shady and shove the key down a wendol's throat.

You think THAT is scarry?
my balls are hairy!
like godzila's
but my shlong is even bigger
so stick it in,
under your skirt like a sinner
proclaim me a winner
and buy me a beemer.
cuz i'm the master,
pull that corn cob out your butt
you fat disaster
and make reverence to the only dirty pastor,
FASTER!