Oh I'm sure he does. Even with him all slimmed down, there is no way he'd fit in any of my arteries.... or veins for that matter.

Maybe if you pwnd him with a dwarven battle hammer first, then injected him he'd be ok.

But I don't want to get AIDS, so I think I'll avoid that. If you give it a try let me know if you get a heart attack.

your moma is so fat she gave aids a heart attack.

Dude AIDS doesn't even have a heart. It is just made out of amino acids and virus parts or something.

But you're right nonetheless - my mom is so cool that she can cure AIDS.

who said anything about curing aids?

your motha kills off the weak aids while the strong aids continues to graze on the T cells.

Your mother is a bio-terrorist.

Ok so she is only cool enough to kill off the weak T cells thus helping the strong ones prosper. I guess you and mano better stay away from her, cause she'll give you AIDS then make it grow and you'll be dead in a matter of hours.

David, as I established a couple of posts earlier, David may already have the AIDS, but he should still stay away because she'll cause his present AIDS to turn into cancer-AIDS-schizophrenia.

Thus, my mom is untouchable. On to Shady's mom... or would that be breaking the constitution again?

whoa, my mom's a saint, ill beat your ass if you talk about her again.

I would, but I am afraid you'd enjoy that too much and get carried away on my ass. I don't swing that way, so I'll have to just promise I'll avoid brining up how fat and or slutty your mom may be in future discussion.

thanks; your mother is a whore.

Nope - people think that sometimes because of her AIDS powers, but really she is more like a superhero who got it while trying to save AIDS infected orphans from falling into radio active waste. Besides, she doesn't even have AIDS, she just gives it to people sometimes.
so sorry, your theory failed. And your mother is a bitch (nevar said I woulnt talk bout that!)

i wonder if your mom gave you and her other countless offspring teh aids.

No I don't think so. Guess I'll find out in due time eh?

I wonder what your mom gave you? If I had to guess it would be either herpes or down syndrome. But most likely both.

its ok though, I don't think it is fatal.

down is actually fatal...

not super fatal though. I have seen downs in like 20's and 30's - anyway, why are you posting so much? Like every time I come here you are posting a new message. Do you live here now or something?

OK good, you didn't post that time.

i'm in a slump thats why.

Gotta give your mamas a link to this thread.

and penny said you have no sence of humor pok.

I am I the only one that imagines pokrishka's shortened name to be 'pokr' - not to be pronounced "poker" but rather "porker" ?

Man I miss this stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICbid_uMWuc

nice vid man..... memories *sniffle*
btw whatever happened to that rad vid of all the LCC members?

BTW if we are not allowed to talk about fatties I should be banned! I NEVER smoke pinners..... NEVER!!!!!
Also on a totally unrelated to anything note.... I recentley obtained an African Bichir!! If you have not seen one Google it! It is kinda a half-evolved snake/fish thing, related to the Lungfish family. Only 4 inches now, but will be 3 feet in a few (3'ish) years. All my other fish, including my bass now look like Bichir food