life get!

done.

ill moderate

why you ask?
because phil's mom wasn't there thats why

That picture isn't showing up, and now I am really curious what you're talking about...

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v257/177...3160_590266_4680.jpg

TADA

wow, I am speechless. That picture is awesome in every possible way

And her arms are bigger than my thighs

thats what she said.

man man look like a homosexual

quote:

Originally posted by SHADY:
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TADA

Bravo.

Oh! I forgot.

TING TO MACK

i've started "playing" EVE online.

its fun because i can play poker while i mine stuff....

join or die... i mean pie

join or pie.

I am not opposed to pie.

Have you seen Sweeny Todd?

YOU are the pie!

No I have not.
Why do I have to be the pie?
Why can't we just go get some homeless guy for the pie filling?

potbelly bum pie...

sounds deliciously ambiguous

Gotta go get some food guys, your talks make me hungry.

you and me both. Reminds me of it's always sunny in Philadelphia

The Evolution of creation

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and
Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and
Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said,
'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo
they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure
that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the
cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese
dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened
their belts following the repast.

God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which
to cook them'.

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped
lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own
platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming
with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre
into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities
of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running
shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would
not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan
said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size
'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac
arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health
Service.

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.