Originally posted by Eisregen:
Fürchtet die Rückkehr der nordischen Götter...

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Originally posted by Rhoedd:
I want a kind, gentle, girl who is rather pretty but not flashy and pretentious, and who doesn't play all the annoying, petty little games that girls play.

I found one. Several. I'm dating one seriously, now... they exist, but kind and gentle girls rarely make the first move.

I like the kind of girl who likes flowers and birds and stuff.

Use the time machine and check out England in 1400-1600. Or find a hippy! That's what I did.

I like a girl who doesn't smoke or swear, or walk like a man.

Smoking and swearing are two of the "funnest" things around, buddy. But whatever chokes yer chicken.

I like a girl who doesn't constantly think about sex and have an aura of sex about her (that's not at all saying that I want a girl that doesn't like sex).

What's wrong with an aura of sex?

I'd like a girl who is nowhere near being a slob, a girl that dresses nicely and not trashy.

Again... the girls who're the most fun are the kinkiest, most freaky... the slobs, man. They are so much fun. Anally expulsive girls are more likely to... well, nevermind. You're still young.

I would like her to have a nice voice and to be graceful in movement.
This is the mundane world, not a fantasy novel. :P But seriously... considering such asthetics as important will only be detrimental in the long run. If you don't want people to judge your round-head and skinny-ass, why should you judge hers?

I really don't give a flying fuck about breast size. Why do you ask?


Anyway, none of this matters, because, as Midknight has pointed out, my standards are way, way too high. I mean, the girl that I'd like to marry doesn't even walk the earth today.

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